I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
