i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
A+ Viking dick
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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