that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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