i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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