chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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