Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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