Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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