Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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