uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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