have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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