maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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