oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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