I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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