The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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