What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
PANTIES FOUND
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
