i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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She even gives head with a lisp.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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