i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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