omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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