marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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