i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
MIDGETS
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Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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