we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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