Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I can't put those talents on a resume
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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