it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Boobs are out for the taking
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Who died my cat blue again?
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