She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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