if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It's never too late to be topless.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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