so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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