She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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