she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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