u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Go christen that room with your naked body.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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