So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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