just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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