His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
It was confusing and full of hummus
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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