dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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