Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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