That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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