We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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