Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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