I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Drunk is a universal language darling
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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