My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
How does one acquire holy water?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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