Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I think people are normalizing furries
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