I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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