Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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