this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
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So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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