hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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