so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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