Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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