He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You need a sexual gate keeper
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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