I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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