put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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