You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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