the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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