fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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