I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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