He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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